Tweets... im not addicted to media!
Puts phone down
Hmmm was that a notificatoon?
Checks phone. Sad face emoji... nope.
Checks Facebook
Checks Insta...
Hmmm, WhatsApp?
Puts phone down. Un pause TV.
Ping.
Ooh...
Picks up phone.
Ugh, spam mail!
I'll just check Twitter while I'm here...
FB
Insta
What?
Unpause TV...
Eh?
Sorry hon, did you say something?
No I was listening, I just... the TV was too loud.
Honestly, what did you just say?
Ping.
Ooh...
No! I just got an email from work hon. Might be important!
Yes, I know it's ten to ten at night. That's why I've got to check it!
(Grrr... not a retweet or a like.)
Puts phone down.
Unpause TV
Feels chill in the air...
Looks at wife who looks like Medusa right now.
What?
What???
Apparently the coroner ruled it accidentally death due to self neglect.
