The Truth About Cats and Dogs

Hi!

Last week some friends came over for a few drinks, and Scott told me this joke, which I loved.

Now, before I go on, I'm a dog person.  He is a cat person, but loves my dog almost as much as my dog loves him.  And that's the funny thing about cats and dogs, and their owners.

Anyway, back to this joke.

Two dogs and a cat die, and go to heaven.  God approaches the first dog, a German Shepherd, and asks him, what do you believe in? The dog looks God in the eye and says. "I believe in protecting my master and keeping him safe."
God says to him, "You are a good dog, faithful and true. You should sit on my right side!"
He turns to the other dog, a Border Collie, and he asks, what do you believe in?
The Collie replies, "I believe in being obeying my Master's every command."
God says to him, "You are loyal and obedient. You should sit on my left side!"
God then turns to the cat, a sleek Persian, and asks, what do you believe in?
The cat looks at God and says, "I believe you're in my chair!"

So, with that in mind - whether you are a dog person, pr a cat person, or believe in God or not;
I would like to wish you a very happy December!!

Goodwill to All at this time of the year.